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As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin. | As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin. | ||
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+ | Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner? | ||
+ | * A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs your work | ||
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+ | Knock, Knock | ||
+ | Who's There? | ||
+ | A Neo User | ||
+ | A Neo User | ||
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+ | Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac? | ||
+ | * A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up! | ||
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+ | Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger" | ||
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+ | Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner? | ||
+ | * A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls. |
Revision as of 20:59, 21 November 2008
Q: Why did OM cross the road?
- A: To get to another toolkit :)
Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)
Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?
- A: The OM user has to flash more often :)
Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?
- A: Because they had not read:
- the wiki, and
- the topic
As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.
Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner?
- A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs your work
Knock, Knock Who's There? A Neo User A Neo User
Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac?
- A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up!
Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger"
Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner?
- A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls.