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Q: Why did OM cross the road?

  • A: To get to another toolkit :)

Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)

Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?

  • A: The OM user has to flash more often :)

Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?

  • A: Because they had not read:
    1. the wiki, and
    2. the topic

As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.

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Q: Why did OM cross the road?

  • A: To get to another toolkit :)

Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb?

  • A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :)

Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user?

  • A: The OM user has to flash more often :)

Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko?

  • A: Because they had not read:
    1. the wiki, and
    2. the topic

As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin.